TIME-OUTTTTT!!!!!

so yea.

it must be a new moon

got the beast all out.

in a drought...

sex is on my mind 25/8/366

shittt got me committing playa fouls.

got me apologizing to girls.

being extra nice.

i even blew up this jawns phone.

rekindling old flings.

a nigga almost in double bonus.

i'll be teched up if i start M-bating.

...im going to get a hooker.

or put myself on craigslist.

match.com

shit.

shit i might as well start here.

come.

guuhhhlll

you know you wants some o' this!

you know you want blow my whistle.

some sexytime.

rock my mic.

come be my sexy plumber.

special massage?

suhky suhky?

phucky phucky?

5 dolla?

hmmmm?

c'mon.

bringyosmexayass.

:|

yum yum.

yes.

i smoked yesterday.

water bombs.

did like 4 of em.

im still high at this moment.

crazzzyyy mannggg.

but yea.

i feel like im in TiVo.

cause like errthang goes so fast.

yet. time is sooooo slow.

wow.

i feel like the flash.

but yea.

i smoked like a half.

between me and my boy.

so thats alot.

especially waterbombs.

cause yea.

all vaporss bayybeeee.

but i just wanted to let y'all know.

im high.

:)

Good Times!

Da dum da dum da dum da dum.

iPhone screen is crrraaacckkkeed.

GOOD TIMES!

i just lost my room key.

GOOD TIMES!

dropped out one of my classes.

GOOD TIMES!

geeeettinng drunk on tuesdays.

GOOD TIMES!

i got dirty suitemates!

GOOD TIMES!

allergies is fucked uppppp.

GOOD TIMES!

something something somethanggg!

GOOOOODD TIMMMEESSSS!!!!!

aren't i lucky i got em.

dum dum dum dum dum da.

GOOD TIMEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS......YEA!

Men are the new women.

lol my life i tell you.

why some nigga tryna fight me over some chick that i dont want or aint even mine?

girl'n ass niggas i tell you!

so he dated this chick. they lightswitch luvvin.

and she like me.

so....how it happened

me and her chill

just met her, gave her a chance, and that was that,

we got the same class n shit so we did a paper together.

sooo anyways this nigga run up in her room(mind you there not "together")

and finds a box of condoms.

WHOA!

lol yea i said that too.

come to find out she fuckin some other nigga and got caught in a lie and threw my name in the mix so she could hide the other niggas name.

sooo this niggas spazzin' sayin i disrespected him since i know him.

i know OF this nigga.

saying since i know him I SHOULD'VE ASKED HIM!!!

overcontrollin'assnigga.

he aint my peoples and i aint tryna fuck, his girl is.

:|

girls aint nothing but trouble. i tell you

oh. kinda forgot to mention.

this nigga 6'7, 230+

:|

i got hands, but would've carved that nigga like a thanksgiving turkey.

fuck that.