Oh. i almost forgot

Happy christmahannakwanzakah.

...i guess

yea.

its pretty lame now that i'm a only child and 19.

i woke up at 11.

and not by choice.

my moms,

at the tender age of 41,

still hides cookies

smh.

and my aunt still buys my gifts for me

by using her money and putting my name on the presents.

yay.

i'll just bask in the opportunity and save my crack money.

oh and im going to work. why sit in the house when i can sit and get paid at my job.

oh. and the grinch is my idol.

he's a realist trying to save you immature kids from the imagination of christmas.

ha.

later loserfaces.